Imagination Necessary, Explanation Optional.

i have a headache

so i’m going off now.

in the mean time,

PONDER OVER & ANSWER DIZ QUESTION.

http://chickenfeetunicornwings.tumblr.com/post/250966829/hay-guise

http://chickenfeetunicornwings.tumblr.com/post/250966829/hay-guise

http://chickenfeetunicornwings.tumblr.com/post/250966829/hay-guise

BAI GUISE.

HAY GUISE

The semi-barbaric King of an ancient land utilized an unusual form of administering justice for offenders in his kingdom. The offender would be placed in an arena where his only way out would be to go through one of two doors. Behind one door was a beautiful woman hand-picked by the king and behind the other was a fierce tiger. The offender was then asked to pick one of the doors, without knowing what was behind it. If he picked the door with the woman behind it, then he was declared innocent but was also required to marry the woman, regardless of previous marital status. If he picked the door with the tiger behind it, though, then he was deemed guilty and the tiger would rip him to pieces.

One day the king found that his daughter, the princess, had taken a lover far beneath her station. The king could not allow this and so he threw the offender in prison and set a date for his trial in the arena. On the day of his trial the suitor looked to the princess for some indication of which door to pick. The princess did, in fact, know which door concealed the woman and which one the tiger, but was faced with a conundrum - if she indicated the door with the tiger, then the man she loved would be killed on the spot; however, if she indicated the door with the lady, her lover would be forced to marry another woman, a woman that the princess deeply hated and believed her lover has flirted with. Finally she did indicate a door, which the suitor then opened.

At this point the question is posed to the reader, “Did the tiger come out of that door, or did the lady?”

Lost in translation

clientsfromhell:

I once had a client call me in a panic from their annual holiday in France:

CLIENT: I have an urgent problem…

ME: Ok, what’s up and I’ll see if I can try and fix it

CLIENT: Well there’s something up with my site and I need you to fix it immediately. I’ve just gone onto my website from the villa and the whole site is coming up in English not French.

ME: That’s correct, it’s an English website.

CLIENT (at this point very irate) : I know, but I’m in France!!! Shouldn’t it be in French when I log on from France so that French people can read what I do?

everyone should follow this tumblr.

STAT.

netblogger started following you

thanks. :D

party in the usa is stuck in my head

anditslove:

chickenfeetunicornwings:

WHAT THE FUCK EVEN.

IT’S NOT LIKE I LISTENED TO THE DAMN SONG.

suuure buddy, sure. =]

pinky promise dude.

pinky promise.

party in the usa is stuck in my head

WHAT THE FUCK EVEN.

IT’S NOT LIKE I LISTENED TO THE DAMN SONG.

tumblarity.

it’s a pain in posterior region.